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How to be Depressed
1. Wear sour-smelling pajamas for at least two days. Don’t take them off.
2.Spend sleepless nights watching reality TV reruns.
3. Ruminate about your pitiful life.
4. Cry.
5. Stare at the TV until you stop thinking about your pitiful life.
6. Feel mildly comforted by your disgusting pajamas.
7. Feel disgusted by your comfort.
8. Cry.
